Best Cartoon Ever.

Trillion Schmillion

Iranian president says talks with US possible
"especially if Obama gives us a Trillion dollars."

Study: Birds shifting north; global warming cited
I've always thought 'Spring' was a prettier name for it.

Octuplet mom says she's done having babies
Probably because her vagina fell off.

United Airlines to unplug number for complaints
A brilliant strategy for approval ratings.

Medical society probes octuplet fertility doctor
I hope they wear a condom.

2.10.09 So, Let Me Get This Straight...

A-Rod was taking steroids and all the while the Senate & the House were lollygagging around trying to fix the economy?

Where have our priorities gone America?

Just so you know...*

*courtesy of Columbus Dispatch

2/9/09 - So, Let Me Get This Straight...

Mr. Obama mentions, ad infinitum, that he inherited a current financial situation he did not want. If that is the case, why in the hell did he run?

Nonetheless, he has it and apparently he and his cronies have plans to stimulate the economy. Mathematically speaking, a $900 billion dollar stimulus package to create 3 million jobs would equate to $300,000.00 per job. Would not a real stimulus package extend a $20,000.00 tax credit to businesses for every job created in 2009? A package like that would only cost $60 billion fully realized and, I predict, it would generate immediate activity.

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

Charges dropped against suspect in USS Cole blast
Clinton didn't pursue him & Obama won't press charges. Hope, Change, Apathy.

So, Let Me Get This Straight...

A new and occasional post called 'So, Let Me Get This Straight...' will appear on NicFitz until someone convinces me otherwise or comes up with a better name for it. (Acronyms are encouraged!)

Until further notice:
The 'So, Let Me Get This Straight...'mascot will be this guy -

2/6/09 - So, Let Me Get This Straight...Obama is demanding that republicans vote to pass his Stimulus Package even though he has enough votes from the democrats, who control both the Senate and the House?

What is this "Taxes" you speak of?

Obama to name advisers to help right the economy
"I'll name them right after they pay their taxes."

Senate panel vote delayed for Labor Dept. nominee
"Sheesh! Let the guy pay his taxes first, before you vote."

Pilot: `Sickening' feeling before NY river landing
"Dude, do you know what they've put into the Hudson?"

Democrats defeat GOP plan on mortgage rates
Yeah, who wants lower interest rates anyway?

Rental car slowdown hurts automakers
I think it might mess with traffic too.

It's a good day to turn 14.

Meals sent to Ky., Ark. had recalled peanut butter
KY ARK would be a good nickname for Rosie O'Donnell's cruise line.

Congress postpones digital TV transition to June
This will help the people who don't watch TV get better TV reception.

US Airways to charge $7 for pillows and blankets
Flotation Devices are still on the house.

Obama says time for action on recovery plan is now
"Quick, before everybody reads it!"

Taxes, Schmaxes!

The tide shifting against the death penalty
Before or After Birth?

Looking down the barrel of an argument over guns
Fortunately, I am on the right end of the barrel.

Doctors test latest attempt at artificial liver
But will it go well with a light chanti and fava beans?