um, you mean Crap?
Tiger Woods regrets 'transgressions'
I don't care how he dresses, he's still an amazing golfer!
DUH! Businesses should just raise their prices to make up for the loss in customers.
Skeptical Dems resign themselves to Obama war plan
That's the kind of principled stance I've come to expect from them!
White House Blocks Testimony on Crashers
That's the kind of transparency I've come to expect from them!
Fort Hood suspect charged with attempted murder
He should be charged with a Sunbeam toaster during a water-boarding session.
It's the thought that counts, not the fingers.
It's sad when this guy's statements are more believable than your own President's.
So what? Liberace' was buried face-down in the Hudson.
New York State Senate Votes Down Gay Marriage Bill
OK, but what if you live in Queens?Maybe it's time for me to declare my heterosexuality, once and for all!
In 1804, Napoleon crowned himself Emperor of the French. and promptly surrendered to himself.







