Wednesday, July 15, 2009

"Please put seats in the doggy position."

France approves Sunday work
Mon Dieu, when will they bathe?

40 years after moon landing: Why can't we cure cancer?
I just ate a Chimichanga: What time is Heroes on?

Obama didn't ask abortion views, Sotomayor says
For the record, she's had 8, maybe 9.

168 killed in Iran plane crash
Babysteps


Study: 1918 flu survivors seem immune to swine flu
Oldest woman to give birth dies, leaving twins
Well, we know it wasn't Swine Flu

Study: Clozapine may have saved schizophrenics
but apparently not Tourette sufferers SHIT WHORE!

Paws up: All-pet airline hits skies
Sadly, Captain Mr. Binkles doesn't have opposable thumbs.


Sotomayor sidesteps on abortion, guns in grilling
But she's cool with Abortion by Gun.

Malaysia's opposition leader prepares for sodomy trial – again
This time he's expecting some flowers and a nice dinner first.

Today's Highlight in History:

On July 15, 1971, President Richard Nixon startled the country by announcing he would visit the People's Republic of China. Startled which country?

2 comments:

Freebird said...

40 years after moon landing: Why can't we cure cancer?

Because, of course, no president has said in a speech, "we will cure cancer by the end of the decade."

(614) 465-6055 said...

Good point.

The new president would say, "If we don't pass this extremely complex and secretive bill by this afternoon, we will never cure cancer!"