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Aztecs Maldonado named DSL POY: Ulibarri, Ulivarri and Kolwyck also pick up DSL honors

WTF?!

Murderer sentenced in 1981 killing
The Sixth Ammendment in action!

Obama calls for new beginning between US, Muslims
I call a 'Do-Over' on Operation Desert Storm.

In NH and Iowa, gay marriage has political angle
It probably involves harnesses as well.

Air France says no hope of survivors in Atlantic
Nobody surrenders quite like the French.

Homeless assaulted most often by teens
What did the homeless do to be hated so much by teens?

OSU suspends lagging lung-transplant program
well who in the hell wants a lagging lung?

Report: Climate change already devastating poorest regions
It makes sense. That's who Karl Rove hates the most.

Text of Obama's speech to Muslims

It reads way better on a teleprompter.

Israel hopes Obama speech will lead to peace

I hope I can wear a size 32 waist again, but...

Obama's Islamic homage wins praise
I'm speechless.

Environmentalists plan suit to protect ice seals
They could make it with blubber, but that would be redundant.

Tourette's most common in white kids, boys
Nice profiling, motherfucker bitch!