Thunderdome

Memories of Ike weigh on Texas beach city's summer
and who can forget Tina?!

Oil prices spike above $70
Obama and the Art of Begging.

Gender and heritage a frequent topic for Sotomayor
I hope she isn't profiling anyone!

Report: US to put its own sanctions on NKorea
HEAR THAT KIM? SANCTIONS!

Scientists uncover culprit in Huntington's disease
Dick Cheney.

Armstrong announces birth of son on Twitter
If he were married to Gynneth Paltrow, the baby would be named Twitter.

Conservatives Are More Easily Disgusted
I guess that's the price we pay for having standards.

Nagasaki A-bomb plane co-pilot dies at age 88
...and the mysterious A-Bomb Curse continues.

7,000 US Marines patrolling southern Afghan desert
shhh, don't tell anybody about military movements, OK?

Why North Korea's jailing of U.S. journalists isn't shocking
because this stuff was only "shocking" when Bush was president.

N. Korea sentences US reporters to 12 years labor
International Negotiations: OBAMA STYLE!

Judge: Immigrants' rights violated in Conn. raids
Did we somehow break Mexican Constitutional law?

China quarantines New Orleans Mayor Nagin over flu
I think he should immediately, publicly and loudly chastise the Chinese government and it's leadership for poor management of this very difficult issue. To do otherwise would make him a hypocrite and wussie.

China quarantines New Orleans Mayor Nagin over flu
I mean, Come On, he is the mayor of Chocolate City!

Court says judges must avoid appearance of bias
but just appearance, mind you.

Court: Iraq can't be held responsible for Saddam
Heavens no! He was an Iraqui, from Iraq who ran Iraq & the Iraqui people for 30 years. Saddam who?

Scientists find more dinosaur bones at Utah quarry
So you're saying that dinosaurs are Native Americans!?!

Qwest to keep long-distance business
but the have to pay a $45 reconnection fee and they lose their rollover minutes.

Japan explores using cell phones to stop pandemics
how can a cell phone stop me from wanting pan sex?