Thursday, May 28, 2009

I blogged my pants.

Grandmother sets record for longest craps run
Fastest too if she knew where the Depends aisle was!

Many women add too many pounds during pregnancy
Those extra pounds are just a cluster of cells.

Greenland ice could fuel severe U.S. sea level rise
GREEN FUEL. YAY!

Skeleton shows earliest evidence of leprosy
And it was severe. All the skin fell off!

Report concludes uninsured are costly for all*
*This unbiased report brought to you by the Insurance Assn. of America.

Mixed-race patients struggle to find marrow donors
It's hard to do when you refuse to profile.

Priest fired for beating drug addicts
He was only exorcizing his rights!

UN considers fresh N Korea sanctions
Time to open up another letter of WhoopAss!

N. Korea unrepentant despite UN vote
"Stand back Kim Jong Il, Don't make us get all wordy on y'all!"

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