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N. Korea test-fires missile, slams U.N.
Nice Shot!

Oil plentiful, demand weak: So why are gas prices going up?
I blame the new guy.

Bush says he misses meeting soldiers, White House food
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

NKorea test-fires missile, slams Security Council
Good grouping!

Aspiring neurosurgeon from Kansas is top speller
It's not like it's brian surgury.

Fire breaks out on Italian ferry, all safe
"Too much friction back there Vito!"

Black asks high court for release from prison
Apparently, the "man" got him down.

GM confirms plans to build compact cars in US
but first, we need to give them 800 Trillion dollars.

China volcano may have caused mass extinction
I blame Global Warming caused by George Bush.

Society warns cuckoo bird in danger of extinction
It's about time.

Japan university gives away iPhones to nab truants
Chapter 1 from my new book: "How To Encourage Truancy."

Scientists identify new lethal virus in Africa
THIS JUST IN: from 1982!

WHO: Get more graphic with smokers
They got more louder with amps.

Don't let Iran cross the nuclear threshold
Indeed, we should tell them to stop with firm conviction in our voices!