Thursday, June 4, 2009

The sound of silence.

Last month the Government Accountability Office issued a shocking report on "selected cases of death and abuse"--not at Guantanamo Bay or other detention facilities for terrorists, but at schools for American children:

GAO also examined the details of 10 restraint and seclusion cases in which there was a criminal conviction, a finding of civil or administrative liability, or a large financial settlement. The cases share the following common themes: they involved children with disabilities who were restrained and secluded, often in cases where they were not physically aggressive and their parents did not give consent; restraints that block air to the lungs can be deadly; teachers and staff in the cases were often not trained on the use of seclusions and restraints; and teachers and staff from at least 5 of the 10 cases continue to be employed as educators.

The 10 cases involved children ranging in age from 4 to 14, and eight of the cases occurred at government schools. Here is just a sample:

At a public school in West Virginia, a 4-year-old girl with cerebral palsy and autism "was 'uncooperative,' so teachers restrained her in a chair with multiple leather straps that resembled a 'miniature electric chair.' " The girl was later diagnosed with posttraumatic stress disorder. "At least one of the three teachers responsible" is still at the school.

At a Texas public school, a 230-pound "special education teacher" placed a 129-pound boy of 14 "into a prone restraint and lay on top of him because he would not stay seated." The student died. The case was ruled a homicide but no charges were filed. The teacher "currently teaches in Virginia and is licensed to instruct children with disabilities."

In a California public school, the teacher of a 7-year-old autistic girl "secluded child in a walled off area because she refused to do work, sat on top of her because she was wiggling a loose tooth, and repeatedly restrained and abused her." The teacher "left the school but began teaching again in a different school district."

"GAO could not determine whether allegations were widespread," the report disclaims, but it makes clear they are more widespread than just the 10 cited cases:

GAO did find hundreds of cases of alleged abuse and death related to the use of these methods on school children during the past two decades. Examples of these cases include a 7 year old purportedly dying after being held face down for hours by school staff, 5 year olds allegedly being tied to chairs with bungee cords and duct tape by their teacher and suffering broken arms and bloody noses, and a 13 year old reportedly hanging himself in a seclusion room after prolonged confinement.

When the report came out on May 19, we figured it would be a good opportunity to find common ground with politicians and commentators who've been complaining for years about the "torture" of terrorists. We figured President Obama would issue an executive order banning torture in schools, the New York Times would publish an indignant editorial, Dick Durbin would take to the Senate floor to declare that the teachers unions remind him of the Gestapo, and that nut who writes for The Atlantic would proclaim himself "shocked to the core."

We were going to respond by saying that although we think there are circumstances under which it is justifiable to treat terrorists roughly, all good people can agree that torturing schoolchildren is categorically wrong. But we didn't have anything to respond to. As far as we are aware, the GAO's findings have been greeted with silence by the leading self-proclaimed "torture" opponents--though Education Secretary Arne Duncan did tepidly promise "he will ask state school chiefs around the country about the use of restraints and confinement of pupils in the classroom," according to the Associated Press.

Where's the outrage? Could it be that all the complaining about "torture" was but a pretext for some less noble agenda?



Article provided by the Wall Street Journal
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124412724085285291.html

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WTF?!

Murderer sentenced in 1981 killing
The Sixth Ammendment in action!

Obama calls for new beginning between US, Muslims
I call a 'Do-Over' on Operation Desert Storm.

In NH and Iowa, gay marriage has political angle
It probably involves harnesses as well.

Air France says no hope of survivors in Atlantic
Nobody surrenders quite like the French.

Homeless assaulted most often by teens
What did the homeless do to be hated so much by teens?

OSU suspends lagging lung-transplant program
well who in the hell wants a lagging lung?

Report: Climate change already devastating poorest regions
It makes sense. That's who Karl Rove hates the most.

Text of Obama's speech to Muslims

It reads way better on a teleprompter.

Israel hopes Obama speech will lead to peace

I hope I can wear a size 32 waist again, but...

Obama's Islamic homage wins praise
I'm speechless.

Environmentalists plan suit to protect ice seals
They could make it with blubber, but that would be redundant.

Tourette's most common in white kids, boys
Nice profiling, motherfucker bitch!




New Debt Explained

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5yxFtTwDcc

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

After The Blog

Folic acid offers more protection than thought
OK, but how do I get in into my brain?

Magic mull possible return of Nelson for finals
as if "After The Rain' wasn't magic enough!


Several factors likely caused air crash: analysts
Gravity and Ground are primary culprits.

Queen to Queen: McTeer, Walter talk Tonys and more
Sounds like steam escaping...

Schwarzenegger to appeal for quick budget deal
Quick, like "No time to read the Stimulus Package" quick? or just 'normal' quick.

N. Korea's Kim taps 26-year-old son as successor
Do N. Korean's even have a word for nepotism?

Wash. man sentenced for having sex with dogs
Wash him and dip him in flea powder too!

Oil slides to around $68
What we need is a Stimulus Package!...oh wait.

GM strikes tentative deal to sell Hummer brand
Selling them? They should be giving Hummers!

Today's Highlight in History:

In 1897, Mark Twain, 61, was quoted by the New York Journal as saying from London that "the report of my death was an exaggeration." Actually, he is quite and very dead.

Electronic Countermaterial

Dogs respond to friendly visitors in a fashion similar to the way teenagers welcomed The Beatles upon their arrival to JFK circa 1964.

Cats would respond too if only they had extended digits like the human hand. That way they could give you the finger.






Hat tip to: The Great Whinger

Friday, May 29, 2009

Soylent Blog

N. Korea test-fires missile, slams U.N.
Nice Shot!

Oil plentiful, demand weak: So why are gas prices going up?
I blame the new guy.

Bush says he misses meeting soldiers, White House food
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

NKorea test-fires missile, slams Security Council
Good grouping!

Aspiring neurosurgeon from Kansas is top speller
It's not like it's brian surgury.

Fire breaks out on Italian ferry, all safe
"Too much friction back there Vito!"

Black asks high court for release from prison
Apparently, the "man" got him down.

GM confirms plans to build compact cars in US
but first, we need to give them 800 Trillion dollars.

China volcano may have caused mass extinction
I blame Global Warming caused by George Bush.

Society warns cuckoo bird in danger of extinction
It's about time.

Japan university gives away iPhones to nab truants
Chapter 1 from my new book: "How To Encourage Truancy."

Scientists identify new lethal virus in Africa
THIS JUST IN: from 1982!

WHO: Get more graphic with smokers
They got more louder with amps.

Don't let Iran cross the nuclear threshold
Indeed, we should tell them to stop with firm conviction in our voices!

Thursday, May 28, 2009

I blogged my pants.

Grandmother sets record for longest craps run
Fastest too if she knew where the Depends aisle was!

Many women add too many pounds during pregnancy
Those extra pounds are just a cluster of cells.

Greenland ice could fuel severe U.S. sea level rise
GREEN FUEL. YAY!

Skeleton shows earliest evidence of leprosy
And it was severe. All the skin fell off!

Report concludes uninsured are costly for all*
*This unbiased report brought to you by the Insurance Assn. of America.

Mixed-race patients struggle to find marrow donors
It's hard to do when you refuse to profile.

Priest fired for beating drug addicts
He was only exorcizing his rights!

UN considers fresh N Korea sanctions
Time to open up another letter of WhoopAss!

N. Korea unrepentant despite UN vote
"Stand back Kim Jong Il, Don't make us get all wordy on y'all!"

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Tersely worded blog

North Korea's bomb test seen as troubling progress
and certainly worth a tersely written letter!

Sotomayor and the struggle to be ordinary
It's hard to be humble when you are a "wise Latina woman".

Komodo dragon attacks terrorize Indonesia villages
At least it's not Mothra or the Smog Monster.

Online news fees: financial salvation or suicide?
Well, let's check my bank statement...um, goodbye cruel world.

US cancer death rate drops again in 2006
I blame global warming.

New low-cost airline targets smaller markets
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Conde Nast Traveler: Guidebook beat smartphones
on a side note: Conde Nast sells guidebooks, not smartphones.

Does Sotomayor practice identity justice?
Discriminatory profiling is something 'wise Latina women' don't do!

Do you know who Captain Queeg, Howard Beale, and Chauncey Gardner are? Yes.

Chrysler heads to court for key bankruptcy hearing
GM says bondholder offer fails; bankruptcy likely
Shouldn't they have done this prior to the multi-billion dollar bailout?

Pa. mom, daughter are rear-ended, report abduction
DAMN THOSE FAMILY ORIENTED, BUTT-LOVING ALIENS!

4 bodies left behind in vacant Ind. funeral home
A nice way to give the new owners a good start.

Boulder cops say 3 dead in planned murder-suicide
Correction: Successful murder-suicide.

Test for early Alzheimer's in late development
What's in late development?

Friday, May 22, 2009

Blog Jockey

Clinton's sax sold at auction for AIDS research
I would imagine it is covered in bodily fluids.

Smokie Norful talks about his balancing act
between being called 'Smokie Norful' and maintaining a normal childhood.

Ex-soldier gets life in prison for Iraqi slayings
Send him to Guantanamo. He'll be free in the U.S. in no time!

Analysis: Obama, brass buy time on military gays
Leather will buy you a BJ.

US scraps airport bomb detectors as ineffective

I AM SO EXCITED!