Thursday, September 25, 2008


PGA Tour still waiting for a dramatic end of year
Unless something has changed, it is still set for 12/31.

Oracle to sell computer hardware for first time
I guess the Matrix royalties aren't what they used to be.

Northwest shareholders OK Delta combo plan
but the extra bag of peanuts will still be $2.

Monday, September 22, 2008

If a mime died in Paris, would you hear it?

Today's Highlight in History:
2007: Marcel Marceau, the master of mime, died in Paris at age 84.
Ironically, he was performing his "Grab Chest and Collapse" skit.

Friday, September 19, 2008

Cosi Fan Bloggi

Convention crunch for Britain's weakened leader
Who runs the show Monday thru Friday?

O.J. jury taken on unannounced trip to Vegas hotel
ah, the perks of civic duty!

JetBlue considers premium snack service
It takes nuts to do that.

Comic escapes prosecution for insulting pope
Though the Rabbi & Monk are considering litigation.

Unknown score written by Mozart found in France
If it's unknown...then'M SO CONFUSED!

Buyer sued over $53 million penthouse
The pages were stuck together.

Storm over Spanish politician's brothel story
Translation: Casa Quando Hola Frito Gonzales.

Today's Highlight in History:

In 1783, Jacques Etienne Montgolfier launched a duck, a sheep and a rooster aboard a hot-air balloon at Versailles in France.
This is often considered the 'Big Bang' of joke telling.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Baby, Blog Me One More Time

Sarah Palin to speak to CBS News' Katie Couric
I presume very slowly.

Spears tells how Jamie Lynn revealed pregnancy
"She showded me her mama bump."

Obama picks up about $9 million in Hollywood
"It's the Economy, Stupid!"

Hotel fires philandering male staff
Philandering Male Staff was my nickname in High School.

Monday, September 15, 2008

No Juice Blog

Feds look into texting before deadly train crash

Newspapers cry foul over Yahoo-Google ad deal
Read All About it Tomorrow Morning!

Doctors say leg pain can signal deadly blood clot
"...or is it the other way around?"

WWF: Melting Arctic adds urgency to climate deal
Yes, Melting Arctic is tough, but Gravedigger has the belt.

Friday, September 12, 2008

bl O.J.

With Ike, size matters for killer storm surge
Just ask Tina Turner.

Judge swears in all-white jury for O.J. trial
Is 'Honky' really even considered swearing?

Judge swears in all-white jury for O.J. trial
How do we know they're all-white, unless they are profiling?

Judge swears in all-white jury for O.J. trial
If the Loafers do not fit, you must try the Huarache Sandals, they'll look great with your

Survey finds holes in US disaster preparedness
They, however neglected to survey any actual experts in the field.

Pakistan opposition wants plan on border issue
It's just Afghani's doing the work Bin Laden's won't do.

Report: Kim well enough to brush his teeth
Once a week, whether he needs to or not!

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Sunday Bloggies

Hot Springs Village Voice Scoops NY Times!

Regarding the existence of the USS New York

I searched for it in Snopes to verify everything., but I checked in the New York Times and there was nothing.

I 'Googled' the term USS New York and found one article in the Hot Springs Village Voice (You know; that weekly community paper in Arkansas)

I wonder what else the media chooses to ignore?

Wednesday, September 10, 2008


Tuesday, September 9, 2008

BLO..hmmm what? Oh yeah, G!

Humans Have Astonishing Memories, Study Finds
I have always agreed with whatever they were talking about.

Monday, September 8, 2008

Don't Forget the Blog of Cheese!

September is wine month in California
...and every other one is whine month.

Saturday, September 6, 2008


Blog of Ages

Obama hits McCain on Social Security
I expect that is how he will treat all seniors.

Google reigns as world's most powerful 10-year-old
Dakota Fanning is none too pleased.

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Bloggers for Drilling!

What if Bill Clinton is the Father?

talk amongst yourselves...