Monday, August 17, 2009

Barack Chester Obama

Former Gov. Dean calls public option indispensable
"Grandma, on the other hand..."

Obama birthplace flap evokes Chester Arthur debate
If I read this right, did Chester Arthur boink Obama's mama?!

Kiss to release new album at Wal-Mart, Sam's Club
If they do it on a Saturday, you can sample cheesesticks too!

Gay marriage supporters tangle over legal strategy

Liberals complain over Obama concession
Shhh. You had me at 'Liberals Complain'.

AP source: Immigration a topic at White House
Even they are curious about the birth certificate!

Man carrying assault weapon attends Obama protest
Misleading Headline #1

In the Grip of Indecision
Indeed! Maybe.


To quote Mr. Obama: It will give Americans “a better range of choices, make the health care market more competitive, and keep the insurance companies honest.”

To quote me: It will give Americans a better range of choices, make the education market more competitive, and keep the public schools honest.

For some reason, I don't expect the president to get behind this type of competition with much vigor, as he uses 'free' schools for his children's education about as much as he uses 'free' clinics for their health care.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Hot Blog

Florida inmates make, sell their own hot sauce
I'm gonna pass on this.

Birthplace of Roman emperor found in Italy
It's always in the last place you look!

Dogs and 2-Year-Olds on Same Mental Plane
This could be a good time to market my ToddlerCage

Crawl-away tortoise found alive and well three streets from home
He was giving his friend, the snail, the ride of his life!

Cash-strapped Cuba says toilet paper running short
Just a thought; stop using your cash as toilet paper.

Today's Highlight in History:

In 1792, during the French Revolution, mobs in Paris attacked the Tuileries Palace, where King Louis XVI resided. (The king was later arrested, put on trial for treason, and executed the following January.) They weren't mobs, they were well dressed republicans.

oh SNAP!

Maybe menopause is real the cause of global warming.