I vote for the blog before I voted against the blog.

Navy to allow women to serve on submarines
Insert semen joke: Here.

Mass. Cape Wind gets thumbs up, thumbs down
Sounds like a classic John Kerry vote.

'This is Alabama; we speak English,' governor candidate says
Confarnit, I reckon they do!

Woman bites man after being called fat
ahem, fat and hungry.

Pent-Up Blogger

Boxer Edwin Valero found dead in jail
Better than a Jailer found in a box.

At 40, Lopez balances motherhood, marriage, movies

and giant ass.

Official: Kyrgyz president leaves Kazakhstan
I bet he was going to his spelling lesson.

Cuba's Catholic cardinal says country in crisis
Sesame Street was brought to you today by the letter C.

Carolyn Rodgers, Poet, Is Dead at 69
This doesn't even rhyme.

Bill Clinton: The Lessons of Oklahoma City
Decent food, Crappy Airport & Blow Jobs are only $13

Polish President Is Buried in Krakow
I don't get it.

Palm Loses Executive, Retailer
But it will always have your wiener.

Blueberry Extract Slows Tumors in Mice
and taught Violet Beauregarde a very important lesson.

Revisiting the Suicide Doctor
ahem, "Unsuccessful Suicide Doctor". I'm just sayin'!

Schools Put Emphasis on Ethics
Oh, did they fire their Union?