Monday, February 23, 2009

Slumblog Trillionaire

Major stock market indexes fall to 1997 levels
But in 1997, when Bill Clinton was President, these numbers were a fantastic display of his eminent brilliance!

US Airways won't charge for sodas after all
Ice, on the other hand...

Obama declares plan to halve deficit in 4 years
Obama opens summit, pledges $15B for Medicaid
Uh oh. Did Obama forget to tell Obama?

Mass. health system is being tested by recession
"Um, we didn't factor in economic fluctuations."

Ginsburg in court after surgery
If it was for a face-lift there should be punitive damages.

Wall Street financier to advise auto task force
just as soon as he gets out of jail.

Growing HIV rates among gay, bisexual men in Asia
Speaking of Fluctuations, don't do it!

Official: Pentagon report says Gitmo is humane
Of course it is. Obama is President after all!

Food poisoning strikes 1 in 4 Americans each year
Sounds like something the democrats should ban.

Iran Has More Enriched Uranium Than Thought
That just blows my mind!

Raise the price of gas to $4 – before the next oil crunch
OK, but only if you charge $100,000 for abortions too.

Indians Celebrate ‘Slumdog’ Oscar Success

I think this one has his reservations.

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