Thursday, July 1, 2010

The Loch Ness Blogger

FIFA to re-examine technology after mistakes
This could redefine everything we know about whistle technology.

Mass. official aims to shame library porn viewers
Immediately after Bingo Night at St. Christpher's.

Camo-wearing bowhunters marry in tree in Iowa
Onlookers were heard to ask, “Why is that priest talking to himself up in that tree?”

Scientists say test could predict menopause
The response to “Are you still on the rag?” determines a positive/negative outcome.


Does Reality TV Misrepresent Black Women?

Sho' nuff that's right!

Benefits running out for jobless
Being jobless has benefits?

Some 70,000 turtle eggs to be whisked far from oil

Proof that liberals don't trust evolution!

Calif. woman says Chihuahua died saving her kids
"They were hungry and it was snack time!

After 25 years, CNN seeks Larry King's replacement
About time. They've been replacing parts of him for years!


No condoms for grade schoolers, Mass. schools say
I don't remember Sunday school being so risky.

Some 70,000 turtle eggs to be whisked far from oil
You don't want to add the oil until you are ready to cook the omelet.


Police to release review of Gates arrest in Mass.
You are forgiven and have the right to remain silent!

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