Monday, August 18, 2008

Impregnated Blog

Musharraf resigns as Pakistan president
Quikee Mart flags are at half-mast all week.

He edges Liukin on uneven bars
MEN!

Studies: Video games can aid students, surgeons
Especially if they aspire to be extremely fast hedgehogs.

Obama raises $7.8 million in San Francisco
He must be very sore.

Producer critically injured after car hits her
When, oh when will the Democrats ban killer cars?!

China's Liu bows out without running Olympic race
"I wasn't bowing out, I was just saying Herro!"

New porn channel lets Canadians strut their stuff
Insert Beaver Joke: HERE

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