Invisi-blog

Paris Hilton's mom takes offense at McCain's humor
The Hilton's are kind of authorities on offensive stuff.

LaBeouf lawyers: Left hand 'crushed' in wreck
are his doctors writing the subpoenas?

IOC strips gold from 2000 US relay team
But just from their teef.

Once common on skin, anthrax is deadly in lungs
THIS JUST IN!

Bush heads to Asia for diplomacy and sports
and if we wait long enough, he'll get blamed for something.

Study: Restaurant kids' meals loaded with calories
on a side note: Desserts are simply packed with sugar!

Invasive species bills stuck in Congress
I always knew something was stuck up there.

It's pelican vs. trout in Idaho predator conflict
my money is on the bird.

Chinese entrepreneur dreams of a global brand
wouldn't that make it a Grobar Bland?

Slow Food US debut: San Francisco, Aug. 29-Sept. 1
If it's Escargot, it better hurry!

Today's Highlight in History:
In 1900, Britain's Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother, was born.
I'm not an Anglophile or anything, but it's pretty impressive that they knew to call her the Queen Mother, even as an infant.