Too bad their boobs are so saggy.
Mont. historians seek to recognize 100-year farms
They're the ones with the really old looking barns.
Bowden meeting with school officials on future
I'm still hopeful that we'll all have jetpacks.
Winds drive icebergs away from New Zealand
THE CLIMATE IS CHANGING!
Exercise Prevents Aging of Cells
Point taken, but the prisoners still look like shit!
Michael Jackson death charges expected to take months
Maybe that's why he overdosed. It was quicker.
Tiger Woods withdraws from tournament, not talking
Jeez, it's not like he has to become a monk!
Alec Baldwin says lost interest in acting, will soon quit
..immediately after he moves to Canada if Bush gets elected.
Binion's closing Las Vegas hotel; casino remains
Or as Vince would say, "Why sleep when we can gamble?"
Tempers rise as Senate moves toward health vote
Unfortunately anger-management will no longer be covered.
Ohio Charity Workers Find Marijuana in Donated Jug
Dude, this is the best Christmas ever!
US November auto sales struggle to gain ground
Maybe the government should create a special trade-in progra...oh wait. Nevermind.
Latino group seeks delay for BMV residency proof
Latin America's first gay marriage thwarted
Jorge can't even think about the wedding, the dress or Juan since the Impala was impounded!
Today's Highlight in History:
In 1934, Soviet communist official Sergei M. Kirov, an associate of Josef Stalin, was assassinated in Leningrad, resulting in a massive purge...of his blood.
One year ago: Actor Paul Benedict, who played English neighbor Harry Bentley on "The Jeffersons," died on Martha's Vineyard, Mass., at age 70. And so continues the "Jefferson's Curse".
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Cougars, Binions, Jorge, and that Damn Curse of the Jeffersons - my cup runneth over.
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