NYPD nabs man accused of killing woman in Mass.
Was he on his way to Confession?
Court upholds flogging researchers
probably by their thumbs.
Man wins appeal in bizarre gasoline suicide case
Not my cup of tea, but hey, whatever lights your fire.
Police hunt stolen rare shark
The first place I would look is water.
Puerto Rican police make undersea discovery
Let me guess...a rare stolen shark?
Bush signs bill to triple AIDS funding
AIDS Funding causes Global Warming.
Astronaut technology could prevent elderly falls
Plus the giant white spacesuit works like a full-body Depends!
Today's Highlight in History:
Ten years ago: President Clinton said he would "completely and truthfully" answer prosecutors' questions about Monica Lewinsky in testimony to be beamed by closed-circuit television to a grand jury. though his fingers were crossed, so it didn't count.
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Nouvelle Blog
Senate legend laid low by ethics scandal
Did Christopher Dodd get another shady loan from Countrywide?
LA blocks new fast-food outlets from poor areas
This will be a good way to introduce nouvelle cuisine to the needy.
Pediatricians nix heart tests before ADHD drugs
Forget heart tests; they should focus on..oooh look a squirrel!
Today's Highlight in History:
In 1918, poet Joyce Kilmer, a sergeant in the 165th U.S. Infantry Regiment, was killed during the Second Battle of the Marne in World War I. (Kilmer is perhaps best remembered for his poem "Trees."and his last words: "OH F**K!")
Did Christopher Dodd get another shady loan from Countrywide?
LA blocks new fast-food outlets from poor areas
This will be a good way to introduce nouvelle cuisine to the needy.
Pediatricians nix heart tests before ADHD drugs
Forget heart tests; they should focus on..oooh look a squirrel!
Today's Highlight in History:
In 1918, poet Joyce Kilmer, a sergeant in the 165th U.S. Infantry Regiment, was killed during the Second Battle of the Marne in World War I. (Kilmer is perhaps best remembered for his poem "Trees."and his last words: "OH F**K!")
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Econoblog
Americans remain gloomy about economy
It's so bad here, it may be a good time for some of them to leave.
Tourism rises globally, but not to U.S.
I've noticed that al-Qaida tends to stay closer to Europe since 2001.
The truth about cell phones and cancer
There's no evidence, but that never stopped Al Gore.
Hurricane Dolly may have shrunk Gulf 'dead zone'
Thank You Global Warming!
Virgin Galactic shows off mothership aircraft
Na-Nu, Na-Nu.
Study: 'Pre-dementia' is rising, especially in men
Thats' absurd! Just ask my ribbon dragon lampshade.
Rapid rise seen in fatal medication errors at home
Ridiculous! As long as I follow my Nitroglycekl;jlzzzzzzzzzzzz
Today's Highlight in History:
In 1900, Italian King Humbert I was assassinated by an anarchist; he was succeeded by his son, Victor Emmanuel III.
or as his friends called him, 'The Anarchist'.
In 1914, transcontinental telephone service began with the first test phone conversation between New York and San Francisco.
It was a prank call to a Bathhouse.
In 1967, an accidental rocket launch aboard the supercarrier USS Forrestal in the Gulf of Tonkin resulted in a fire and explosions that killed 134 servicemen. and was survived by John McCain, who later returned to active duty & continued to fly missions until he was captured by the North Vietnamese and subsequently tortured for 5 years until his release. Due to his multiple arm injuries he cannot comb his own hair, nor make a wicked free-throw shot like Obama, but I guess that's just the cost of character.
It's so bad here, it may be a good time for some of them to leave.
Tourism rises globally, but not to U.S.
I've noticed that al-Qaida tends to stay closer to Europe since 2001.
The truth about cell phones and cancer
There's no evidence, but that never stopped Al Gore.
Hurricane Dolly may have shrunk Gulf 'dead zone'
Thank You Global Warming!
Virgin Galactic shows off mothership aircraft
Na-Nu, Na-Nu.
Study: 'Pre-dementia' is rising, especially in men
Thats' absurd! Just ask my ribbon dragon lampshade.
Rapid rise seen in fatal medication errors at home
Ridiculous! As long as I follow my Nitroglycekl;jlzzzzzzzzzzzz
Today's Highlight in History:
In 1900, Italian King Humbert I was assassinated by an anarchist; he was succeeded by his son, Victor Emmanuel III.
or as his friends called him, 'The Anarchist'.
In 1914, transcontinental telephone service began with the first test phone conversation between New York and San Francisco.
It was a prank call to a Bathhouse.
In 1967, an accidental rocket launch aboard the supercarrier USS Forrestal in the Gulf of Tonkin resulted in a fire and explosions that killed 134 servicemen. and was survived by John McCain, who later returned to active duty & continued to fly missions until he was captured by the North Vietnamese and subsequently tortured for 5 years until his release. Due to his multiple arm injuries he cannot comb his own hair, nor make a wicked free-throw shot like Obama, but I guess that's just the cost of character.
Monday, July 28, 2008
Nixon's Blog
Johnson survives tire debacle at Indianapolis
Any topic involving a Johnson, something Rubber-oriented & the word Debacle is invariably funny.
Falling rock kills climber on Oregon's Mount Hood
When Nature Attacks!
Obama visits doctor to treat sore hip
On a side note; Bill Clinton has a sore on his lip.
Today's Highlight in History:
In 1868, the 14th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, guaranteeing due process of law, was certified in effect by Secretary of State William H. Seward. Was that Seward's Folly?
In 1914, World War I began as Austria-Hungary declared war on Serbia.
Bill Clinton took us back, and we are still there!
In 1965, President Johnson announced he was increasing the number of American troops in South Vietnam from 75,000 to 125,000 "almost immediately." Remind me again why liberals call this "Nixon's War"?
Any topic involving a Johnson, something Rubber-oriented & the word Debacle is invariably funny.
Falling rock kills climber on Oregon's Mount Hood
When Nature Attacks!
Obama visits doctor to treat sore hip
On a side note; Bill Clinton has a sore on his lip.
Today's Highlight in History:
In 1868, the 14th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, guaranteeing due process of law, was certified in effect by Secretary of State William H. Seward. Was that Seward's Folly?
In 1914, World War I began as Austria-Hungary declared war on Serbia.
Bill Clinton took us back, and we are still there!
In 1965, President Johnson announced he was increasing the number of American troops in South Vietnam from 75,000 to 125,000 "almost immediately." Remind me again why liberals call this "Nixon's War"?
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Trans Blog
Pa. hate-crime protections weakened
What’s New? Ma & the Kids have been getting special treatment for years!
Nutritionist who helped develop Cap'n Crunch dies
Nutrition & Cap’n Crunch in the same headline: Music to my ears.
Illinois ranks 43rd for black male high school graduation
and 1st in Profiling.
California 1st state to ban trans fats
Let me get this straight: Trans Gendered & Transsexuals can stay. But Trans Fats have to go, just because they’re so icky?
Analysis: US now winning Iraq War that seemed lost
Read all about it in something other than the NY Times
Male skeleton found in Stickney near water plant
I always keep mine hidden under my skin.
Friday, July 25, 2008
Hester Hears a Blog
Olympic ticket sale in Beijing starts stampede
I wonder who came in first?
Stocks advance on upbeat economic reports
Which has absolutely nothing to do with George W. Bush, whatsoever...at all.
Food industry bitten by its lobbying success
+ Boy, 11, bites pit bull to fend off attack
He should become a lobbyist.
EPA: Few volunteering to cut greenhouse gases
Why won't any environmentalists stand up and pay for my wicked ways?
Math study finds girls are just as good as boys
How come no one is doing a Nursing study about gender inequality?
Calif. requires ships to cut pollution off coast
But if they coast, they won't get far from Calif.
Grizzly bear attacks woman in Alaska
We should drill for oil at his place first!
Hester back at Bears training camp
The killer Grizzly is named Hester? Sounds like a Dr. Seuss book.
Unwitting gardener man tends marijuana plants
Dude, that's how he became unwitting.
Three children jailed for armed holdup
just for showing their armpits?
I wonder who came in first?
Stocks advance on upbeat economic reports
Which has absolutely nothing to do with George W. Bush, whatsoever...at all.
Food industry bitten by its lobbying success
+ Boy, 11, bites pit bull to fend off attack
He should become a lobbyist.
EPA: Few volunteering to cut greenhouse gases
Why won't any environmentalists stand up and pay for my wicked ways?
Math study finds girls are just as good as boys
How come no one is doing a Nursing study about gender inequality?
Calif. requires ships to cut pollution off coast
But if they coast, they won't get far from Calif.
Grizzly bear attacks woman in Alaska
We should drill for oil at his place first!
Hester back at Bears training camp
The killer Grizzly is named Hester? Sounds like a Dr. Seuss book.
Unwitting gardener man tends marijuana plants
Dude, that's how he became unwitting.
Three children jailed for armed holdup
just for showing their armpits?
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Minimum Blog Increase
Court rules lesbians are not just from Lesbos
And it's only a coincidence that the judge's gavel is a phallic symbol.
Source: Swimmer Jessica Hardy tests positive
WAY TO GO JESSICA!
Scientists recover complete dinosaur skeleton
What kind of skin did they use?
ADHD increasingly common in older kids, CDC says
I think they have that mixed up with Acne...OOH Look a Squirrel!
Obama tells Israel he's committed to its security *
*as long as the polls tell him to be.
Federal minimum wage rises to $6.55 today
Only 382 hours P.K. and Vince can stop eating beans & tuna!
And it's only a coincidence that the judge's gavel is a phallic symbol.
Source: Swimmer Jessica Hardy tests positive
WAY TO GO JESSICA!
Scientists recover complete dinosaur skeleton
What kind of skin did they use?
ADHD increasingly common in older kids, CDC says
I think they have that mixed up with Acne...OOH Look a Squirrel!
Obama tells Israel he's committed to its security *
*as long as the polls tell him to be.
Federal minimum wage rises to $6.55 today
Only 382 hours P.K. and Vince can stop eating beans & tuna!
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Pan-Fried Bloglings
How one vet's persistence paid off
“Llamas can be skittish, but I knew she’d come around.”
“Llamas can be skittish, but I knew she’d come around.”
Rice pushes top North Korean diplomat on nukes
You want Steamed, Fried or Irradiated?
Obama tries to reassure Israelis and Palestinians
Looking for peace for all these years, and all it took was some reassurance; Obama-Style!
Beijing to set up Olympic protest zones
...and they’ll call it
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Free Market Blog Conditions
Congress moves toward curbing oil speculation
more like curbing the free market
Mortgage giant rescue could cost $25 billion
more like curbing the free market
Obama: Iraq now needs a political solution
That will guarantee a big Vietnam-style finish!
Women on antidepressants may benefit from Viagra
Or as they used to say; "nuthin' a good screw won't fix!"
Man convicted of hate crime for accosting Wiesel
This should be interesting to Richard Gere and a handful of Gerbils.
Not everyone can meet our nudist standards
For instance; people who wear underwear.
Court rules lesbians are not just from Lesbos
This may have a chilling effect on defining Champagne.
more like curbing the free market
Mortgage giant rescue could cost $25 billion
more like curbing the free market
Obama: Iraq now needs a political solution
That will guarantee a big Vietnam-style finish!
Women on antidepressants may benefit from Viagra
Or as they used to say; "nuthin' a good screw won't fix!"
Man convicted of hate crime for accosting Wiesel
This should be interesting to Richard Gere and a handful of Gerbils.
Not everyone can meet our nudist standards
For instance; people who wear underwear.
Court rules lesbians are not just from Lesbos
This may have a chilling effect on defining Champagne.
Monday, July 21, 2008
Electric Blog-a-loo
Storm drenches part of Yucatan and heads to Texas
doing the drenching that American storms aren't willing to do
SAP shuts down support arm sued by Oracle
Hey, who leaked the plot of Matrix 4: Escape from Galador?
WHO says Asia should act against tuberculosis
sounds like a good theme for a Rock Opera.
doing the drenching that American storms aren't willing to do
SAP shuts down support arm sued by Oracle
Hey, who leaked the plot of Matrix 4: Escape from Galador?
WHO says Asia should act against tuberculosis
sounds like a good theme for a Rock Opera.
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