Thursday, July 31, 2008

Flogging Bloggers

NYPD nabs man accused of killing woman in Mass.
Was he on his way to Confession?


Court upholds flogging researchers

probably by their thumbs.

Man wins appeal in bizarre gasoline suicide case
Not my cup of tea, but hey, whatever lights your fire.

Police hunt stolen rare shark
The first place I would look is water.

Puerto Rican police make undersea discovery
Let me guess...a rare stolen shark?

Bush signs bill to triple AIDS funding
AIDS Funding causes Global Warming.


Astronaut technology could prevent elderly falls
Plus the giant white spacesuit works like a full-body Depen
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Today's Highlight in History:
Ten years ago: President Clinton said he would "completely and truthfully" answer prosecutors' questions about Monica Lewinsky in testimony to be beamed by closed-circuit television to a grand jury. though his fingers were crossed, so it didn't count.

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