Long Live Boner!

Do killer whales belong in theme parks?
They belong on rye bread with some mayonnaise.

Longtime congressman tells NY's Paterson: Drop out
Y'know, do as I say, not as I do.

Cruel winter's latest insult bears down on East
Nothing is more cruel than an Insult Bear.

Jobless claims rise due to weather-related factors
Hurricane Barack

Bush, Cheney meet for first time in more than year
2012

Toyota chief blasted by lawmakers despite apology
Leave him alone, he said "I solly"!

Breaking news: Boner is dead‏
Not if you believe in the second coming.

2.16.10 Prediction:

I don't think Senator Evan Bayh is really retiring from politics. Next stop, Iowa.

Livestock are people too!

Ancient dialect extinct after last speaker dies
His last words were gibberish.

Livestock anti-cruelty language OK'd
Does this mean I can finally call a pig "Mother Fucker"?

Obama says health bill might die
Sounds like another campaign promise.

Fewer airliners crashed in 2009, but more died
I'm waiting to see how the NY Times give credit to Obama and blames Bush too.

Researchers find trigger for narcolepsy: study
That sounds like an interestzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Pelosi: Where Are the Jobs, Mr. President?

Pelosi: Where Are the Jobs, Mr. President?

August 1, 2003 Washington, D.C. -- House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi released the following statement today on the Bureau of Labor Statistics' announcement that 470,000 people abandoned their job searches in July and that 3.2 million private sector jobs have been lost since President Bush took office: “The fact is that President Bush’s misguided economic policies have failed to create jobs. Since President Bush took office, the country has lost 3.2 million jobs, the worst record since President Hoover. And today we learned that in July nearly half a million people gave up looking for a job. “Job losses are taking a real toll on the financial security of American families. While Democrats are fighting for opportunity, jobs, and economic security for working families, Republicans continue to focus on helping those who need help the least. “According to today’s survey, while the national unemployment rate dropped slightly, it still stands at a near record high. In addition, the unemployment rate for African Americans was still over 11 percent in July, and the unemployment rate for Hispanics was 8.2 percent in July. “It is time for President Bush and the Republicans to get to work for all Americans, not just the elite few.” ### http://www.house.gov/pelosi/press/releases/Aug03/prWherearetheJobs080103.html

I Love It!

Rachel Maddow made the top 11!

CABLE NEWS RACE - TUES., JAN., 26, 2010

1. FOXNEWS O'REILLY 3,581,000
2. FOXNEWS BECK 3,196,000
3. FOXNEWS HANNITY 3,133,000
4. FOXNEWS BAIER 2,624,000
5. FOXNEWS GRETA 2,415,000
6. FOXNEWS SHEP 2,187,000
7. CNNHN BEHAR 949,000
8. CNNHN GRACE 914,000
9. MSNBC OLBERMANN 818,000
10. CNN KING 796,000
11. MSNBC MADDOW 726,000

Chris Matthews goes off the deep end, again.

He's so clean & articulate!

Hexadecaroons are people too!

Fla. manatees die in record numbers from cold
The evolutionary path to the Woolly Manatee!

Cleveland to raze buildings near site of blast
This just in from the Redundancy Dept. of Redundancy.

Feds close case vs. W.Va. congressman; no charges
Apparently no political affiliation either.

Grenade launcher, maps seized after man's arrest
How in the hell do you drive to a grenade Launcher?

Abortion shooting case keeps focus on details
Must have taken a sniper to shoot past the cervix.

Should the Census Offer 'Negro' as an Identity Option?
Maybe they should ask the Octoroons.

Siblings Clash on Who Takes Care of Elderly Parents
You dammit! NO, YOU!

Did the WHO Exaggerate the H1N1 Flu Pandemic's Danger?
Won't Get Fooled Again.

A Trend?

A State Senator runs for and wins a U.S. Senatorial seat and then two years later becomes U.S. President. If things continue in this direction, Scott Brown should be hearing from the Nobel Peace Prize committee pretty soon!

Massachussetts 2010

It's like 59 Senators waking up between Michael Moore & Rosie O'Donnell after an all-nite bender. Good Morning!