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Pilots run out of fuel, pray, land near Jesus sign
Just as it was written in McConnell-Douglas 7:18

Professor calls Caladesi Island US's best beach
How do I become a Beach Professor?

Democrats adopt boisterous Puerto Rican style
It's not really a stretch if you consider the bathing practices of your average liberal.

How David Cook won 'American Idol'
Probably for the same reason Andrew Lloyd Webber won't stop calling his cell phone.

Debate over guns in cars gets heated
Happiness is a Warm Gun.

Church won't be penalized over Obama's speech
There's no penalty if you don't really believe in it.

Who is your choice for the next American Idol?
My money is on a Hermaphrodite.

Aspen trees starved in global warming experiment
What's Next...WATERBOARDING!?!