My future is in Blogtronics.

Midwest's flood-prone communities consider buyouts
"take it out of my slush-fund"

DC residents can start applying for gun permits
the waiting period is 407 years

Hippie town's homeless attack portends trend
even HIPPIE's eventually become NIMBY's

Mississippi remains most obese state, CDC reports
but Ohio is still hi in the middle and round at both ends.

Polio resurfaces in region of Pakistan
Does that mean Osama Bin Limping?

Cleveland Clinic taking kidneys through navel
and you'll pay through the nose

Officer's squad car is wrecked 29 minutes into job
+ Boy, 11, tracks speeders with toy radar gun
A coincidence?