Thursday, July 3, 2008

Patrick K. Show Yourself!

Hedge fund scammer tells NY judge he tried suicide
Before or After He Screwed People out of their Life Savings?

Scientists: Watermelon yields Viagra-like effects
same with basketball

Venus reaches seventh Wimbledon final
you know she could beat Uranus.

Death penalty possible in Vermont kidnap case
wouldn't that seem cruel & unusual?

Rush Limbaugh to get $38M a year for next 8 years
Less than Tiger Woods, but no one seems to mind that.

G-8 climate scorecard shows US in last
Argh, now we'll never be popular

Many ideas on how to get dolphins out of NJ river
Tuna nets seem to work well.

Mass. lobstermen promote practices as whale safe
say what?

Study says many dial-up users don't want broadband
"The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it."

Kroger expands ground beef recall
I remember the Ground Chuck from last year. Twas divine!

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