Monday, October 6, 2008

Blog Me Later

Earthquake kills at least 72 in Kyrgyzstan
You know an earthquake is bad when it leaves the country's name unreadable.

EBay to cut 1,000 jobs, will buy Bill Me Later
Bill Me Later is what former employees will be saying.

Cigarette suit first up in new court term Monday
I presume it's Charcoal with a subtle pinstripe.

Scientists: 1 in 4 mammals faces extinction
Hey, a 75% immortality rate ain't bad!

Economists say shaky economy may last for a while
Way To Take A Stand, Economists!

Doctors: No hamsters or exotic pets for young kids
Richard Gere has finally cornered the market.

1 comment:

Freebird said...

read the entry to a friend of mine. the richard gere comment solicited a, "that's just wrong."

well done.