I can tuna fish but I can't play it.

Researchers find that tuna swim across Atlantic
They would fly, but security is too much of a hassle.

Today's Highlight in History:
In 1777, George Washington's troops launched an assault on the British at Germantown, Pa., resulting in heavy American casualties. John Adams Lied & People Died!

In 1958, the first trans-Atlantic passenger jetliner service was begun by the British Overseas Airways Corporation (BOAC) with flights between London and New York. Ah, for the days before Tuna Profiling!