Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Rhymes with Clog

Browns suspend Kellen Winslow for 1 game
They should let him hold the SkyCam.

Romo says he won't play against Tampa Bay
Pussie.

Palin tells kids the vice president 'runs' Senate
I tell kids about Santa Claus. Which is more plausible?

Better air passenger prescreening expected in 2009
Until then; please remove your shoes & undergarments, unless of course you are Muslim, which, in that case, go on through!

Democrats' gloom deepens
It would depress me to look like that too!

FDA: Incontinence surgery linked to complications
Hence, the surgery you dimwit!

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