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Is Barack Obama really a socialist?
Probably not, but , of course, the rules would be different for him.

Economy shrinks as consumers cut back on spending
Impossible! Trickle-Down economics are a myth.

Hubble telescope working, taking photos again
It only took 6,000 AA batteries to get it running.

Phoenicians may be forgotten but not gone
...and who can forget the Ebonics?

French try plane technology in artificial heart
It guarantees a late arrival and then it surrenders.

Iraq wants guaranteed US departure after 2011
They should talk to the French Plane people.

New Zealand surgeons cut giant tumor from baby
According to Planned Parenthood, the baby is a tumor.

Judge: Michael Vick must appear in person for plea
and his dog needs to be there for Flea. (Rappin' Nic!)

Baghdad commuter rail skirts traffic, checkpoints
...or as the AP titled it; Hey Al-Qaeda, Here's a new way in!

Today's Highlight in History:
In 1961, the Soviet Party Congress unanimously approved a resolution ordering the removal of Josef Stalin's body from Lenin's tomb. Sure, they looked cute together, but it was still a bit creepy.