Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Give Me Back My BLOG!

Big Brown trainer pins blame on jockey
This could leave marks on Hanes as well.

3 from Lesbos sue gay group over 'Lesbian' name
"A Boy Named Sue"?

Bond revoked on suspect in Haiku assault
Starting Skinny
The Juice Made Him
Sgt. BALCO


Tomato outbreak is reminder to follow food safety tips
Image:Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.jpg

Servants often the usual suspects in Indian crimes
by the way, has anyone seen Tonto recently?

Ohio judge says state must change lethal injection law
I agree. We should add fully-conscious evisceration to the punishment.

Oil reverses course, falls on strong dollar
Read All About It on Pg.D27 in the NY Times!

France blocks online child porn, terrorism, racism
Well, now they've solved that, what about their body odor?

Mars lander scientists to try last soil shake
I add whipped cream to make it extra yummy!

Milan clinic probed for alleged needless surgery
Probing is always allegedly needless surgery.

Experts: Experimental meds an option for Kennedy
um, experimental meds were always the choice for Kennedy.

Conjoined twins separated in San Antonio
I'll bet one is at the Alamo.

Today in History:
1935 Dr Robert Smith & William Wilson of Akron form Alcoholics Anonymous So much for the Anonymous part.

1943 FDR signs withholding tax bill into law (this is W-2 Day!)
Thanks for screwing up taxes forever!

1999 Yugoslav troops departed Kosovo, prompting NATO to suspend its punishing 78-day air war. And we're still there!

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