Thursday, June 26, 2008

I blog your pardon!?

SAG says studios offered more to sister union
The Film Actors Guild is more interested in brotherly unions.

Supreme Court says Americans have right to guns
Breaking News from 1791!

Study: Teachers not being taught math properly
We should make their English gooder first.

Unbowed, politicians vow to execute child rapists
and I vow to vote for them when I can.

Wildfire threatens 500 homes in Big Sur, Calif.
That's no Wildfire; That's Natural Selection!

Authorities hope to shoo dolphins from N.J. rivers
Why would they want to interfere with Evolution?

1 comment:

Freebird said...

The Film Actors Guild is more interested in brotherly unions. - Matt Daaaamooooonnnn!!!!

We should make their English gooder first. - Uh Hum...I believe you should have said, "We should make THERE english MORE gooder first."

Authorities hope to shoo dolphins from N.J. rivers
Why would they want to interfere with Evolution? - What if the dolphins are just trying to get on land and communicate with us?!!