Brogzirra!

Apple patches Safari bug
Balderdash! Apple has no flaws.

Floods engulf archaic levee system
Breaking News from 2005!

House prepares to debate new surveillance law
In private.

Sarcasm Seen as Evolutionary Survival Skill
Oh REALLY!?

Japan suicides near record high in 2007
They've probably made the process more efficient too.

Business leaders call for global warming action
There's Money in Them Thar Hills!

WHO says China needs mental health care
Sounds like a good subject for a Rock Opera.

Midwest floods bring despair and resolve
and water.