to thawart or not to thwart

British rowers try to cross the Atlantic Ocean
Breaking News from 1620

Key to All Optical Illusions Discovered
Women often call it ‘make-up’.

Kennedy's brain surgery is risky, doctors say
So it driving with him.

www.RunCarOnWaterGuide.com Convert Your Car to Run on Water.
Kennedy could have used this around Chappaquiddick.

Japan man discovers woman living in his closet
Could this be a case of split personality syndrome?

Bomb explodes outside Danish embassy in Pakistan
Would it be gauche to send donuts in condolence?

Tatum O'Neal arrested in NYC after buying crack cocaine
She was doing research for her sequel “Rolling Paper Moon”.

Boy takes gun to school, then flees
OK, the flees are annoying, but for the gun he should get a detention.

HIV, AIDS patients embracing exercise
Didn’t “embracing” get them into trouble in the first place?

Court ruling OKs mercury fillings
Your teeth look great, but you’ll be dead next week.

Today's Highlight in History:

In 1897, Mark Twain, 61, was quoted by the New York Journal as saying from London that “the report of my death was an exaggeration.” Not anymore.

One year ago: U.S. authorities said four Muslim men had been foiled from carrying out a plot to destroy John F. Kennedy International Airport, kill thousands of people and trigger an economic catastrophe by blowing up a jet fuel artery running through populous New York residential neighborhoods. Gosh, I hope their respective civil liberties were not encroached upon in the thwarting of this victimless alleged crime.