Thursday, June 19, 2008

Rip Van Blogle

Honda rolls out new zero-emission car
The only emissions are after you start the engine!

Obama finds refuge, identity in basketball
I think he pretty much has that voting block covered.

Lieberman irks Democrats by criticizing Obama
HOW DARE YOU!?

APNewsBreak: Companies get OK to annoy polar bears
Maybe we should just abort them, since that is still legal.

Wang hurt, A-Rod homers as Yanks crush Astros 13-0
Too...Many...Euphemisms....Must..Warn...Others...Before..It...Is Too.....Late....

Astronomers spot dozens of 'super-Earths'
It may clash, but they should check them too.

Report: Britney Spears' sister gives birth to baby girl
Now she can get back to work and finish 4th grade.

Top Sadrist official arrested in Amarah
Hear That Al-Quada? ARRESTED!

Drilling splits Ohio lawmakers down party lines
Hatchets will work too.

Obama promises "bottom-up" economic growth
He'll Tax the Poor Too!

McCain calls for building 45 new nuclear reactors
Clean, Renewable, Econ-Green!

Cindy McCain has harsh words for Myanmar's leaders
Hear That Burma? a Smackdown from the Hot Beer Lady!

Obama says bin Laden must not be a martyr
You Gotta Respect His 'Family First' Viewpoint.

Leading indicators inch up, but weakness remains
Make her pinch your fanny and call you Papa Smurf. That always helped me along.

Stocks fluctuate after Philly manufacturing report
and Cheese-steak prices are through the roof!

South Korean ex-professor claims dog clones
He named the puppies Bigger & Serving.

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