Nessie Nackson is a Nacist!

Nelson Mandela: Rich should help poor
Perhaps the Poor should work for Rich. That would help.

Poll: McCain's backers less fired up than Obama's
McCain's backers are busy at work earning the tax dollars that subsidize those fired-up Obama backers.

Army to shoot live pigs for medical drill
Can’t they just buy a drill instead of running perfectly good barbecue material?

Top 10 ways to squeeze a bargain from amusement parks
#1. Don't go.

Ex-boyfriend to admit he killed three
EX-BOYFRIEND? He sounds quite the catch!

Obama to meet with German leader Merkel
I only hope Obama is sophisticated enough to speak German.

Oil markets looking for signs of buble burst
Drill the bubble. It will burst.

Tiny bug threatens California citrus industry
Don't be alarmed; it is only the magic we call evolution.

Should we move species to save them?
What: and destroy the magic we call evolution?

Baby panda adopted and nursed by cat dies
Yet another blow to evolution!

Ex-Guns N' Roses drummer arrested in Los Angeles
this just in from 1987, 1991, 1992, 1997, 2002......

Laugh Factory owner: Jackson should pay for N-word
Yeah, like at least a Nillion Dollars!