Arrr!

2nd Mass. politician charged with taking bribe
NicFitz's Headline Tip of the Day: If they don't blare
the word Republican in the headline, it was a Democrat.

Kenya: Somali pirates make $150M in a year
Yeah, but what do they net after the Obama tax?

President-elect Obama's Cell Phone Record Hacked
Farrakhan, Farrakhan, Clinton, Papa John's, Farrakhan....

Divorce Decree for Madonna, Guy Ritchie
He hearbyeth leaveth with Exhibit A: Balls in Jar.

Shipping Route Changes Because of Pirates
"Arrrr, but me tracking number said delivery by Wednesday."

Shipping Route Changes Because of Pirates
Automated Tracking: Press 1. Arrrr!
Balance Inquiry: Press 2. Arrrr!
Customer Support: Press 0. Arrrrrrrr!

Australia outback mayor wins annual sexist award
That's just because she has nice tits.

Obese have right to two airline seats
Do they also get two servings at a restaurant?

Obese have right to two airline seats
Can they drive alone in the Carpool lane?

Obese have right to two airline seats
If they have a split personality, do they get the whole row?

Americans still giving, despite economic meltdown
...but are they paying back their V.O.L's?*

Islamists say they'll fight Somali pirates
This is the best argument for Pay-Per-View EVER!

European library site crashes hours after launch
Bush never gave us a levitating library, but Obama will.

No sign of arson in Ky. fire that killed 27 horses
I didn't even know the stuff was flammable.

Guards: Crowded Calif. prisons neglect ill inmates
Maybe their time is better spent caring for the illegal immigrants.

Who's in the running for Obama administration jobs
Farrakhan, Clinton, Clinton, Sharpton, Clinton....



*Vince Oriented Loans