T-Minus 24

Tasmanian devils could be gone in 20 years, experts say
RRRAGHMAFGJKHGJPFTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!

World closely watching US presidential elections
Oh,I hope the world likes us now. I so want to sit at the COOL table!

Controversial ex-Chicago alderman pleads guilty
Oh, did we forget to mention he's a Democrat?

Study: War deployments make kids more aggressive
Study: Abortions make kids less.

Hungry Congo refugees get soap, no food
Wash up before dinner...PSYCHE!

Even a little caffeine may harm fetus, study finds
"I'd like a Soy Lattebortion please."