The Cool Table

Suddenly, it may be cool to be an American again
If we want to be really cool, we should make America more exclusive. Give it the 'club' treatment. Set up some security ropes, guard the door...entry allowed by invitation only. Now that would be cool.

Gay couples disappointed by Calif. marriage ban
Fret not gayfolk. The courts will invalidate the vox populi shortly.

Stock prices open lower as economic woes mount
It's not G.W.s fault anymore!

Pope meets with Muslim scholars, urges better ties
um, Mr. Pope, Muslims call those nooses.

Mass. scrambling to adapt to marijuana initiative
but first they need to find that righteous Taco Bell coupon!