I'M not crazy, it's YOU who is crazy!

Obama's health plan to cost $75 billion, analyst says
...to implement, but how much to maintain?

Court rules for Navy in dispute over sonar, whales
Sonar is cool, but it won't feed the Eskimos.

Paranoia on the rise, experts say
especially for experts who smoke weed.

Gov't nixes forest experiments; scientists upset
Upset? Or maybe they're just paranoid.

Brisk walk can curb chocolate cravings
Conversely, chocolate squashes the desire to walk.

Catholic bishops will fight Obama on abortion
Ooh, I hope it's on Pay-Per-View!

2,000-year-old gold earring found in Jerusalem
It's always in the last place you'd look.

Fat kids found to have arteries of 45-year-olds
Well for God's sake, I hope they don't eat them!

Study: Deadly stomach bug more common than thought
Well, at least the brain-dead are safe.

British girl allowed to refuse heart transplant
I bet she opted for the dentistry package.