Tuesday, June 24, 2008

You Want Blog? You Can't Handle the Blog!

Rockets fired at Israel from Gaza shake truce
That is soooo Israely to have Gaza shoot rockets at you just to shake a truce!

McCain calls for energy efficient government

Maybe we could cut the Senate & Congress in half by 2009.

AFL-CIO getting ready to endorse Obama

Who Woulda Thunk It!?

Brain injuries cause half of seniors' fall deaths

The rest of the year is usually just because of old age.

Lack of sunshine vitamin may cloud survival odds

excess of time shortens survival odds to 0%

Salmonella can ride water into tomatoes

Do bears even like tomatoes?

New clue to Alzheimer's found

The Solution is in...it's in...dammit, I just had it here a moment ago...

Boy George denied US visa, can't give NYC concert

He should just sneak across the border like everyone else.

2 comments:

(614) 465-6055 said...

Look up the definition of Satire in Merriam-Webster's online dictionary; it's free, and then re-read the post slowly as not to hurt your mouth as you sound out the words.

(614) 465-6055 said...

Seriously, did you not understand that Israelis would not purposefully ask Gazans to pelt them with rockets, or rocks for that matter.

I should either be bothered by your lack of intelligence, or flattered that I am gaining readership from both sides of the IQ bell curve.