BJ & The Blog

More evidence that depression is hard on the heart
Great. Why don't you just rub it in some more!?

Obama decision on stem cells cheers scientists
Now they can stop focusing so heavily on Global Warming.

Maytag voluntarily recalls 1.6M refrigerators
Even lonely repairmen can freely remember the days before in-door crushed ice.

Scientists warn seas to rise faster than expected
Must be all the new stem cells.

PROMISES, PROMISES: House fails to zero out carbon
"That was only important when Bush was in office."

Washing machine liberated women most?
Men liberated women most.

Gov't forcing wildlife group to ID leak's source
Or, as they used to call it when Bush was President, "Civil Liberties Hate Crime."

Obama urges special rewards for best teachers
Cops: Man with ice cream in pants offers owner $69
Any way the Catholic Church can get in on some of this action?

Today's Highlight in History:

Ten years ago: President Bill Clinton, during his tour of Central America, addressed lawmakers in El Salvador, then traveled to Guatemala, where he acknowledged the U.S. role in Central America's "dark and painful period" of civil wars and repression. and then he got a blow job.