Tank you for carring.

Jewish extremist march provokes clash with Arabs
I wonder if the AP ever uses the term "Arab Extremist"?

Jewish extremist march provokes clash with Arabs
Saying "Jewish Extremist" is kind of like saying "Killer Koala."

Obama tries to temper furor over AIG bonuses
Before or After he said he was "Outraged"?

Oakland cop shot by parolee taken off life support
Are the four officers dead because California does not want to hold dangerous offenders or because California cannot afford to maintain both a sensible prison program and a generous illegal-immigrant welfare system? Just curious.

Thai fireman in 'spider-man' rescue of autistic boy
I have a movie to pitch, but no idea who to call!

Study: Lots of red meat increases mortality risk
Shouldn't cows be dropping like flies?

Fla. student suspended from bus for passing gas
"ahem, I was passing fossil fuels."

Obama essay seeks global help with recession
This falls into the "You've got to be fucking kidding me, right?" category.

AP source: EPA closer to global warming warning
"As soon as we can dupe enough Senators to pass strict regulation with confiscatory taxes, we'll make the call."

George Lopez to host late-night talk show on TBS
TBS, The Burrito Station?

Sutherland says he's on for 8th '24' season
Sadly, his daughter will now be 42 and her slo-mo running will need to be shot with a wider angle lens.

Presidential memoirs not known for self-criticism
Why self-criticize when the AP will do it for you all day long?

McDaniels sticking by his disgruntled quarterback
Good. It won't take long for him to be gruntled again.

Today's Highlight in History:

In 1934, President Franklin D. Roosevelt signed a bill granting future independence to the Philippines. On a side note, Today is "Customer Support Call-Center Day"