Monday, March 23, 2009

Secret Redoubt!

Infanticide video said inciting hate
Headline translation: Baby Killing causes animus. The word infanticide is chosen to keep people from knowing what is really happening. I wish the press would just say what needs to be said and not hide behind euphemisms and legal/Latin language.

Will Soaring Deficits Force Obama to Sacrifice His Agenda?
I thought his agenda was soaring deficits.

Alaska volcano Mount Redoubt erupts 5 times
I guess it's location isn't secret anymore. Note to Freebird; Look up: Redoubt.

Sylvia Plath's son commits suicide
It must be genetic.

Israeli soldiers' shirts joke about killing Arabs
Wow. That's almost as bad as Arabs actually killing Israelis.

Ann Arbor News to publish its last edition in July
If they wait until November, the headline would be: Wolverines lose to Buckeyes yet again.

WHO: Money, drugs needed to rein in new TB strains
They used to use money & drugs to make kick-ass albums.

Drummer Jimmy Chamberlin leaves Smashing Pumpkins
Bottom News of the day.

Robot model no challenge yet to human rivals
Apparently she can't talk back & yell at waiters yet.

Obama apologizes for gaffe
How retarded. Oops! Sorry.

Why my students asked Obama to play chess with them
Because based on his bowling score and NCAA picks, he probably sucks at chess too.


Today's Highlight in History:

In 1919, Benito Mussolini founded his Fascist political movement in Milan. It's always in the last place you look.

Dr. Barney Clark, recipient of a Jarvik permanent artificial heart, died at the University of Utah Medical Center after 112 days with the device. I blame Radon Poisoning.

1 comment:

Freebird said...

Shriver told ABC's "Good Morning America" television show that Obama had apologized "in a way that I think was very moving" and that he said "he did not intend to humiliate the population, didn't want to embarrass or give anybody any more reason for pain or kind of suffering."

Shriver said people should gain a lesson from the incident.


However, if President Bush had done the exact same thing - it would had been evidence of his level of evilness.