Thursday, March 19, 2009

Readin', Ritin', Rithmatic & Rasslin'!

Report: Troubled students forced to fight in cage
If it's pay-per-view, it could replace taxes!

Indicted Miss. mayor sues to get back on ballot
NicFitz's Headline Tip of the Day: If they don't blare the word Republican in the headline, it's a Democrat.

2 US journalists detained in NKorea
Hey, it's just a misunderstood country. Who are we to judge them?

Official: US to release data unless harm foreseen
Thank you for the new, vague decision that will now render all data potentially unreleasable.

House sets up vote on taxing AIG bonuses
Create a "Special Tax" for them and eventually they'll create a "Special Tax" for us too.

Woman accused of biting, punching son's principal
This calls for a Cage Fight!

Gay marriage gets recognition _ in the dictionary
Sodomy: copulation with a member of the same sex.

Melting snow threatens spring flooding in north
Warn The Townfolk: THE CLIMATE IS CHANGING AGAIN!

Wall Street fluctuates in morning trading
This Just In from: Everyday, ever.

Group fed up with baffling government jargon
From this point forth, let's call that 'group' Americans.


Today's Highlight in History:

Ten years ago: During a White House news conference, President Bill Clinton prepared the nation for airstrikes against Serbian targets following the collapse of Kosovo peace talks in Paris. ...and then he got a blowjob.


3 comments:

Daniella said...

My Merriam-Webster Dictionary has this for the definition of sodomy: anal or oral copulation with a member of the same or opposite sex; also: copulation with an animal

Wow -- that pretty much covers all of us, huh?

I guess the gay population will have to coin their own word if they are not willing to share!

(614) 465-6055 said...

Oh my goodness! Does this mean I may be a lesbian? Please don't tell my wife.

(614) 465-6055 said...

Based on your latest comment about the word, and who is covered by its definition, I think Freebird would like to meet you later for drinks.