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Children of older men have lower cognitive abilities, study finds
BULLSHAT!

Former Nazi camp guard charged 29,000 times
One volt at a time. That'll show him!

Former Nazi camp guard charged 29,000 times
"I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part."

Teen gunman dead after killing 15 at German school
It's too bad the school wasn't a Gun Free Zone.

Whale shark saved in Philippines, may be smallest
On a side note: I'm the smallest giant ever.

Report: Images from Mars lander show liquid water
Liquid Water? Let me write about it with my special ink pen!