Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Gooder English 101

Britney Spears' 'Circus' kicks off in New Orleans
This Just In from the Dept. of Redundancy Dept.

Obama seeks major change in federal contracting
For instance, make all kickback checks payable to: B. Obama.

Clinton: Israeli home demolitions 'unhelpful'
I wonder if they disunderstood her, becuase she only speaks American.

Phew! Asteroid's passing was a cosmic near-miss
I've noticed that the Obama 'Transparency' is always after the fact.

Bad altimeter a factor in Netherlands plane crash
Earth was a major culprit too.

Michael Jackson seeks comeback in London
as in "Comeback to my room, lad"?

Thought for Today: "When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen." — Pauline Frederick, American broadcast journalist (1908-1990). ...oh, sorry. Did you say something?

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