B**g you.

Patti Blagojevich's family rallies to her defense
Actually, she's really a nice f***ing c**t.

Koalas will go extinct without urgent action, experts say
Maybe we can feed them cough drops.

Britain abuzz over a new plan to arm bobbies with Tasers
In Austin Powers it was Lasers and they spelled Bobbies differently.

Greenhouse gases warming North America unevenly
I noticed this the last time I was in Florida.

FDA puts black box warning on bowel-clearing drugs
I hope it digestible.

Outlandish comedies find success at Golden Globes
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Aniston poses nude on January cover of GQ magazine
= Jennifer Aniston finds success with Golden Globes.

Reid tries to explain 'smell the tourists' comment
"What I meant was they're racist rednecks desperately clinging to their guns and bibles." Hey, it worked for other Democrats.