E-Z Genetic Engineering: The Home Edition!

Nearly 200,000 without power in Michigan
Too bad it's not the Unions.

Protecting Obama when the lights go out
..and Obama said, "Let There Be Light!"

Police officer deaths drop in 2008, groups say
I blame George W. Bush.

After 30 years, John Warner exits Senate at peace
He looks so natural.

Single male rhino, 20, seeks mate to save species
He should sue eHarmony as soon as possible.

Hobbyists are trying genetic engineering at home
I've always called it sex, and yes, I've dabbled in it.

Amateurs are trying genetic engineering at home
You mean some people are getting paid for this!?!

Single male rhino, 20, seeks mate to save species
Has he considered Home Genetic Engineering?

Study: Family behavior key to health of gay youth
Another key is to avoid pooper sex.