Economic Blogout

Iraqi judge says shoe-tossing reporter was beaten
That's okay, Dr. Scholl will fix him right up!

Storm bringing wintry misery to Midwest
Geez, you'd think it was Decem...oh...nevermind.

The perfect mate: What we really want
A large breasted mute nymphomaniac who owns a bar.

Conn. man imprisoned for 20 years gets new trial
How did he trick them into that?

Katy Perry fills music's quirky girl void
I kissed a girl and I liked it too. BFD!

Today's Highlight in History:

In 1813, British forces captured Fort Niagara during the War of 1812. um, wouldn't that have made it the War of 1813?

In 1946, war broke out in Indochina as troops under Ho Chi Minh launched widespread attacks against the French. Good morning Vietnam.

Ten years ago: President Bill Clinton was impeached by the Republican-controlled House for perjury and obstruction of justice (he was later acquitted by the Senate). President Clinton halted airstrikes against Iraq after a fourth day of attacks.
"Mr. President, the proceedings are over sir. You can stop indiscriminately killing people now."