Press #1 to hear this in Nordic.

Filipino Christian vigilantes get set for battle
Now that’s what I call Profiling!

Democratic governor: Obama bungled Blagojevich response
How DARE they criticize the Chosen One!

Lancet: Dozens of nations inflated vaccine numbers
it was actually only two nations, but I bet dozens got your attention.

November video game sales near $3 billion

Woe is the economy!

FDA advisers: restrict some asthma drugs
or we could just put our hand over an asthmatics mouth.

CNN names new White House team
This Just In from November 4, 2008!

Switzerland joins European open borders area
The Fins are just doing the jobs that Swedes won't do!

UAL hoping for cost savings with Continental deal
What. Are they flying to Pangaea now? Look it up you doofus!