Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Post-Chrismas Eve, Eve

Millions of older Americans use risky drug combos
Ex-Lax & Viagra, or it's "street name" soft 'n' hard. That's the stuff.

More snow, ice vexes travelers in northern states
Geez, you'd think it was wint...oh, nevermind.

Disgraced Mass. sen. applies for pension increase
Kennedy, Kerry? it could be anyone.

Today's Highlight in History:
In 1993, the Rev. Norman Vincent Peale, who blended Christian and psychiatric principles into a message of "positive thinking," died in Pawling, N.Y., at age 95. His last words were, "Shit, I forgot to pay back Vince!"

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