Epigram!

Is Caroline Kennedy ready for the Senate?
Well Of Course She Is! Did you notice her last name?

Old people store bad memories differently
The eat earlier and smell funny too.

Official: Shoe-thrower in Iraqi judicial custody
Out of respect, this should be handled the old Iraqi way. Beheading.

Best Buy 3Q profit sinks, offers staff buyouts
They're being paid in Reward Zone points.

TNT discovered at famed Paris department store
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap.

Racial gap in colon cancer deaths is widening
This Profiling Must Stop!


Today's Highlight in History:
Ten years ago: President Bill Clinton ordered a sustained series of airstrikes against Iraq by American and British forces in response to Saddam Hussein's continued defiance of UN weapons inspectors. The House delayed a debate set to begin the next day on four articles of impeachment against President Clinton. Clinton lied, people died.

Thought for Today: "Somewhere in the world there is an epigram for every dilemma." — Hendrik Willem Van Loon, Dutch-born journalist and lecturer (1882-1944). or headline.