Friday, December 5, 2008

Cinco de Deco!

Suspected U.S. missile strike kills three in Pakistan

Allegedly.


U.S. preparing massive troop buildup in Afghanistan

Shhhh. Don’t tell anybody.


School ties: 20 Harvard classmates on Obama staff

CHANGE!


Happiness is contagious, new study says

So is Herpes, but it won’t make you happy.


Stars' Avery suspended 6 games by NHL

Since when has the NHL been run by pussies?


US cmdr spells out Iraq mission under new pact
I just wish he would spell out Commander!


Russian Orthodox Church Patriarch Alexy II dies
Should I make a casserole?


Study raps Web sites touting stem cell therapies
WORD! But what rhymes with Mitochondrial?


Boy George guilty of false imprisonment

Did he really want to hurt him?


Today's Highlight in History:

In 1791, composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart died in Vienna, Austria, at age 35.

I guess that makes him a much more successful decomposer.

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